Savage Instagram Captions To Make Your Ex Jealous

Don’t tell me I belong to your heart. You know I don’t like crowded spaces.

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I’m not a cigarette you can smoke and throw. I’m a drug baby. You’ll beg for me.

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You can’t make a man treat you right, but you can definitely make him wish he did.

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She shines so brightly…and it burns their fu*king eyes.

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See this smile? It’s as fake as your promises.

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Bitch, you are like Monday. Nobody really likes you.

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