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32 Dirty Texts To Make Him Blush

32 Dirty Texts To Make Him Blush

32 Dirty Texts To Make Him Blush
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So, you want to send a dirty text to make him blush? Interesting! Very interesting! And coming up with dirty texts for your man is not always an easy affair, especially if you are new to this world of dirty talking.

But don’t you worry – we are here to help you out with some really good dirty texts to keep things hot between you and your man, enough to make him blush at work. So, imagine this: he is sitting at work. It’s a hectic day, and he is missing home. Pop! Your message appears on his phone, and he reads it right in the middle of the day! Of course, it will make him blush and relax him a little.

I know I would have loved those texts, especially on busy days – something to light my day up. So, here we are with some inspiration to get you started on this hot, messy journey – Stay tuned!

100 Dirty Texts To Make Him Blush:

Before we get started with any dirty text to make him blush, let’s talk about why people send dirty texts in the first place. After much thought, I can say there are four major reasons behind sending dirty texts:

  • To simply tease him.
  • To turn him on.
  • To develop sexual tension.
  • To keep him thinking about you throughout the day.

When he meets you finally, after thinking about it throughout the day, he might just rip those clothes apart and engage in some much-needed hot sex, especially after a busy day at work.

Yes, so if you haven’t sent a dirty text before or you are lacking inspiration in that department, let’s get started!

X-Rated Dirty Texts:

There are dirty texts that just hint at the underlying connotations. And then there are dirty texts that are just x-rated. And we are more interested in texts that are a little more X-rated and a little less PG-13.

So, without wasting time, scroll down right now!

1. “Is it bad if I’ve already masturbated today, and it’s not even noon?”

2. “What I need right now: sleep, food, and sex. Except I don’t care about the first two.”

3. “I don’t care if you rip my clothes to shreds when you undress me. In fact, I’d prefer it that way.”

4. “I just got out of the shower. I haven’t even had time to get dressed first!”

5. “I know you’ve already had dinner, but what about dessert?”

6. “We should buy me a toy that I can use when we can’t be together.”

7. “Let’s make a dirty movie tonight.”

8. “If you FaceTime me right now, you’ll like what you see!”

9. “Do you think I make too much noise in bed? Next time, we can try a ball gag.”

10. “The last guy who fucked me was so bad that I had to think about you the whole time.”

11. “I’ve made a mess in my panties, and you have to clean it up — with your tongue.”

12. “If you get here in 20 minutes, I’ll do that thing you always ask about.”

13. “When you get here, you can put your duffel on the floor and your cock in my pussy.”

14. “Tonight, I’ll do all the work in bed. Tonight, you will be my pillow princess.”

15. “I know you want to fuck my ass. How about tonight?”

16. “I’ll pay you twice your salary if you come home and fuck me silly.”

Shy Dirty Texts:  

Like we just said, there are texts that are absolutely X-rated, and then there are texts that hint at the dirt. But for some of us, a few hints might just turn things hotter than you ever expected. This is particularly true for those first few months when you have actually not done the deed or done it once or twice.

Yes, ladies, sending a dirty to make him blush at a random time of the day can work wonders for your new relationship, or situationship for that matter.

17. “I’m dropping to my knees as soon as you walk in, so you better be prepared to brace yourself.”

18. “I’ve been naughty with my workload/school today. Do you think I deserve to be punished?”

19. “God, my pussy is so wet. I can’t wait until you get back and make me cum.”

20. “Hey, I’m wearing nothing but your shirt right now.”

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21. “I’m home alone and touching myself. Wanna come over?”

22. “Just bought some lacy, black lingerie.”

23. “I want to feel your skin. Every inch of it on mine!”

24. “Will you come over and play with my body?”

25. “What would you like me to do in bed tonight?”

26. “You wanna know what I’m going to do to you later? *Wink*”

27. “You’re so f*cking HOT, I can’t stop thinking about you!”

28. “I have a surprise for you later tonight…I think you’re going to like it!”

29. “I just thought of a new position that I desperately want to try with you.”

30. “I would love it if you randomly got turned on in front of everyone at work.”

31. “I know you’ve been thinking about me all day… want to stop thinking and start doing?”

32. “Tonight, I want to slowly kiss my way from your lips down… the only question is how far down will I go?”

And It’s A Wrap!

And it’s a wrap on the dirtiest texts you can send to your man to make him blush. I mean, we came up with 32 dirty text – but these are hot enough to set the ball rolling for you and inspire you in bed!

Now, you know what to text him in the middle of the day when you are sitting at your desk, getting bored with the mundane life around you. Feel free to share your insightful opinion in the comments below!

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