Are you bored with the same old masturbation sessions? Are you not feeling the usual rush or horniness anymore? Why not try out something a bit naughtier?
Have you ever tried humping your soft fluffy pillows? I know it won’t feel like the actual thing, the real “Thing.” But it will spice up your sexual desires when you are all alone.
Why not whip that pillow out, hump your brains out! Guys, don’t be shy; it is for both guys and girls. You have sexual desires too, so why not try it out? Be responsible for your own orgasms!
Pillow Humping For Beginners! Humping 101
I know what you might be thinking, Pillow Humping? Really? I’m not that desperate! But trust me, try it once, and then get back to me. And once you do it right, it won’t seem so juvenile and silly at all. 😉
Girls, you can vouch for me! When we were going through puberty, often lying on the bed at night, we felt that tingling feeling down there.
The feeling of horniness just kicked in, and we didn’t have any vibrators with us, so the only alternative was either fingers or pillows. Either worked great and felt like unimaginable pleasure.
The start of every pillow-humping story is the same for all. First, you start with placing a soft fluffy pillow between your legs and roll around and hump on it. Then once find the feeling great, pillow humping becomes a daily habit. You will hump that poor pillow like a fucking blowup sex doll.
What is Pillow Humping?
Are you a first-time humper? Don’t know what the heck is Pillow Humping? Let me enlighten you and open a world of humping techniques to you.
Pillow humping is technically a masturbation technique that mostly involves a woman sitting on top of a pillow and grinding or humping on it. She humps on it till she gets an orgasm. Pillow humping is like dry humping except for that other person.
Don’t get me wrong! Pillow humping is not only for girls; guys can enjoy it equally! Guys hitting puberty tried pillow humping by folding the pillow into a fold, a perfect soft fluffy hole! To insert their penis into… Sounds familiar!
Hump It Right! Tips On How To Hump A Pillow The Naughty Way!
Well, I’m not running a sex-ed class here, just writing from my experience. Humping a pillow is not rocket science; anyone can do it. But there are some tips I would like to impart to you from my own experience.
1. Pick The Right Pillow
Pillow humping is all about picking the right pillow to hump your brains out. You should never pick a long and hard pillow. (even though a hard one sounds right!😉) Pick a short pillow, that to a soft one.
Don’t just stick to one pillow; move around; there are better options! *Pun Intended!* Try out a few pillows, then find the pillow with the best stimulation.
2. Get In The Mood
You know how you have to be in the right mood to have sex? (Unless you are faking it!!) It is the same as pillow humping; you have to be in the right mood or else say goodbye to an orgasm!!
To get into the mood, maybe watch a sexy movie, an erotic book, or simply watch porn, to speed up the foreplay. And to ensure that your mood stays on, avoid any interruptions.
3. Look Hot And Sexy
It is always best to dress up sexy for yourself. Treat yourself and dress up all sexy. For humping a pillow, you don’t have to dress up a lot. Maybe a slinky silk babydoll night suit or just tiny silk underwear.
And it is perfectly fine if you choose to be fully naked, it would be more stimulating against the pillow if you are fully naked.
4. Control The Speed Of Humping
Humping pillow can be of different stimulating speeds. However, you have a certain speed that works best for you. But if you ask me, start slow, get into the rhythm, and once you start feeling the tingling, speed up!
It helps a lot in the process if you moan and make sexual noises during the process. Once you get an orgasm, slow down, and enjoy the feeling.
5. Hump In A Full Bladder
I don’t know why, but a humping pillow works great when you have a full bladder. Maybe because the full bladder puts added pressure on the body, and that turns on the sexual desires of the body. This helps to get an orgasm faster.
6. Go For A Second Round
I am sure you won’t get tired only after the first orgasm! Why not go for another round? Trust me; the second orgasm is much more stimulating and thrilling than the first one.
7. Be Creative
There is always scope to be creative when it comes to pillow humping. Why not try different sex positions and try them out with a pillow?
While humping, why leave your hands idle? Put them to good use, like caressing your breasts and nipples. For more stimulation, you can also use a vibrator along with a pillow.
How To Hump A Pillow For Guys!
When it comes to masturbation, guys prefer to use their hands more than pillow humping. But that shouldn’t always be the case; guys can get incredible orgasms using a pillow or even bed humping if you are into that.
While the most common form of pillow humping for them is by thrusting their penis in between the pillow and the mattress. Although that is not the only way, you can use two pillows pressed against each other or rather by wrapping a pillow around your penis.
Frequently Asked Questions!
I don’t think you would have any more questions regarding this, but if you do, here are some that others asked.
Yes, pillow humping is totally safe; you don’t have to worry at all about humping a fucking pillow. But make sure you get a soft fluffy pillow so that you don’t scratch any body parts.
Yes, not just a small orgasm, but a knee-jerking orgasm is possible with pillow humping. It’s just like masturbation; it helps you release all the sexual tension in your body.
No, technically, it is not possible to catch STIs by pillow humping as you are not touching another person. But there might be a chance you can get STIs if the pillow already had any fluids of a sick person.
So it is always advised to use a clean pillow to hump on. And if you are a person of that status, then wear clothes while humping.
Wrapping Up!
To spice up your weekly masturbation sessions, why not try pillow humping? It’s equally stimulating and gives you the best orgasms as a result. Humping pillow makes you understand your own body better. So why not try it out this week?
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